This guy is banging Hayden Panettiere

Milo Vegetablegina Ventimiglia admitted to dating Hayden Panettiere when he toasted her at a pre-Christmas Water Grill party in Los Angeles.

“He called her his girlfriend and said that he loved her,” says an eyewitness. The insider adds that the couple spent the rest of the night holding hands.

Good for him. I hope when I’m his age I’ll be banging an 18-year-old actress every night too. I only hope their forehead won’t be as huge and they won’t look like a troll, but, hey, I’m not picky. My girlfriend, a mop with a wig, fake candy lips and huge cantaloupes for breasts (high five!), can attest to that.