You know that song This is Why I’m Hot? I’m planning to produce This is Why Ali Larter’s Hot. It’ll be a montage of Ali Larter wearing dresses like this and that scene from Varsity Blues where she used whip cream as a bikini. Music sold separately. I’ll have the male market cornered, but appealing to the female demographic is a little trickier. I know! I’ll include a coupon for a free set of frying pans and aprons. Women love those things.
Note: I don’t know why that hairy guy is trying to eat her. We may have to put him down.