Alexandra Parresant

Tony Parker has filed a $20 million lawsuit against X17 who claimed he had an affair with Alexandra Paressant shortly after he married Eva Longoria. The suit alleges X17 defamed him and that X17 never tried contacting him to verify the information. Tony claims,

“X17 had to know that the story was false, or at the very least, it had to have entertained serious doubts about the credibility of its supposed source.”

This could have all been avoided if Eva was into anal and facials. Two things which are a requirement in marriage. It says so in this marriage handbook that I may or may not have just written on this Burger King placemat. See? Ooops, it should read “anal” not “annal”.