Vince Vaughn

Vince Vaughn seems content to ruin his career one horrible Christmas themed movie at a time. He most recently played Santa’s little brother in Fred Claus and is now filming Four Christmases with Reese Witherspoon which, by some accounts, isn’t going too well. Disagreements over how they should shoot scenes have caused fights between Vince and Reese. As expected, the reason for the squabbles is Reese is too anal and Vince isn’t anal enough.

“Vince rolls onto set in the morning looking like he just came in from a night out, while Reese will arrive early looking camera-ready.

“Then Reese tries to force Vince into blocking out each scene and running through their lines as Vince tries to convince her that he’s an ad-libber and wants to play around and see where the scene goes.

“She’s a one-take perfectionist and Vince likes to try it a few different ways. Sometimes Vince will be standing behind her and he has this look on his face that he just wants to kill her!”

Kill or eat? Vince’s ever expanding waistline has me worried that he’ll no longer have the heart to berate his detractors with sarcasm. Instead, he’ll opt to just pick them up and swallow them. Reese should lay off before delerium sets in and Vince starts thinking she’s the other white meat. Reese is probably really annoying on set too;  barking away like a little chihuahua while Vince sits there like a bulldog looking for his food dish.