Afternoon time wasters

Browsing the web right now feels like wading through molasses. So, enjoy this Happy Tree Friends cartoon. Actually, I haven’t watched this because everything is so slow. For all I know this could be the next coming of 2 girls 1 cup… Enjoy!

• Bastardly: Nicky Hilton got wasted
• Drunken Stepfather: Jennfer Garner’s ass gets sniffed by a dog
• CityRag: Best animated short films
• Bossip: Naomi Campbell’s former PA commits suicide
• Celebslam: Britney can talk to her kids on the phone

• Celebitchy: The Hogan’s divorce turns ugly
• ASL: Drew Barrymore and the Mac guy tongue each other
• CS: Matthew McConaughey has a natural essence
• SOW: George Michael fathered a lot of kids
• College Humor: Dramatic lemur!

• Dlisted: Paris and Rumer Willis tag team New York
• IDLYITW: Jayne Mansfield is not Heath Ledger
• Coed: Cheerleaders of the Playoffs
• Celebwarship: Jessica Alba shows off a little bump
• INO: Put on a shirt, damnit