I don’t know Anon. The Church of Scientology runs their servers on alien technology they discovered in a volcano.
- Bastardly: Heidi Klum promotes mineral water
- Drunken Stepfather: Chantelle Houghton in a typical upskirt
- CityRag: Girls kissing girls
- Bossip: Ladies love Cool James. Whatever. This is what I call Thursday night
- FHM: The title of the new Bond film is… drum roll please
- Celebslam: Someone direct Matthew Perry to a buffet, on the double. Get it! On the double?! Double chin… hey, who threw that tomato?
- Celebitchy: Tina Fey’s gyno was concerned for her mental state
- CS: Joel Madden happy being a father. Eye liner for everyone
- Egotastic: Eva Mendes topless in Maxim
- Dlisted: John Gibson mocks Heath Ledger’s death. That’s not very nice
- SOW: Lucy Liu’s dress has a tumor
- College Humor: The greatest wrestling move ever
- ASL: Lindsay Lohan’s celebrity drug dealer wants a book deal
- HB: Owen Wilson buys a $300 bong
