I don’t know Anon. The Church of Scientology runs their servers on alien technology they discovered in a volcano.

  • Bastardly: Heidi Klum promotes mineral water
  • Drunken Stepfather: Chantelle Houghton in a typical upskirt
  • CityRag: Girls kissing girls
  • Bossip: Ladies love Cool James. Whatever. This is what I call Thursday night
  • FHM: The title of the new Bond film is… drum roll please
  • Celebslam: Someone direct Matthew Perry to a buffet, on the double. Get it! On the double?! Double chin… hey, who threw that tomato?
  • Celebitchy: Tina Fey’s gyno was concerned for her mental state
  • CS: Joel Madden happy being a father. Eye liner for everyone
  • Egotastic: Eva Mendes topless in Maxim
  • Dlisted: John Gibson mocks Heath Ledger’s death. That’s not very nice
  • SOW: Lucy Liu’s dress has a tumor
  • College Humor: The greatest wrestling move ever
  • ASL: Lindsay Lohan’s celebrity drug dealer wants a book deal
  • HB: Owen Wilson buys a $300 bong