Ashlee Simpson has a bikini

Ashlee Simpson and boyfriend Pete Wentz were in Costa Rica where they found time out of their hectic celebrity lives to lounge around in their swimsuits and do nothing. Oh and look, Pete Wentz is even more of a douche than I previously imagined. Nice trunks you fairy.
- Jan 10, 2008
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SHE HAS A REALLY NICE BODY… SHE MUST HAVE BEEN WORKING OUT ALL THIS TIME!
She is the reason I’m glad I’m an only child. It must suck to be the ugly one. Like that giant kadarishian(sp) sister…whew
THANK GOODNESS SHE TOOK CARE OF THAT MONSTROSITY OF A NOSE THAT SHE WAS “BLESSED” WITH…SHE AIN’T NO JESSICA, BUT SHE IS DEFINITELY PLENTY FUCKABLE FOR THE TIME BEING ANYWAY
So precisely what style of swimsuit could Wentz wear that wouldn’t cause cuntsacks like you to shriek and screech sand bleat that he was “a fairy/faggot/cockgobbling queer/insert bigoted insult here”?