That Australian party boy got his ass beat and his first paid party failed epically.

  • Pajiba: Did you know Meet the Spartans was no. 1 at the box office?
  • CNW: Maggie Gyllenhaal’s chaste lesbian threesome
  • Hollywood Rag: Carmen Electra coat cover-up
  • WIMB: How dare you belittle Weird Science!
  • Hollywood Tuna: Karolina Kurkova poses for you
  • Celebparasite: These guys love Britney too much
  • EB: Katherine Heigl loves her smokes
  • INO: Johnny Depp confronts the paps