Britney is insane part 132

The day after Britney and Sam Lufti had their big argument, Britney and Lynne Spears visited the Mercedes dealer to soothe the pain. She signed papers for a recently purchased, brand new SLK 350 Mercedes Benz which was delivered to her house and paid the $55,000 price tag in cash.

Later on in the night, Britney was driving it around when she chose to take a short cut home one of the paps told her about. It turned out it was through the hills which made her think she was about to drive off a cliff. Britney eventually stopped her car, got out and complained about being frightened and dizzy. She started talking in the British / Hong Kong accent again. Eventually, one of the paps rode with her home to alleviate her fears.

Why is she driving a car? Britney gets stuck on that game where you put different shaped blocks through their corresponding holes. Letting her maneuver a 1 ton car isn’t the best idea. It’s like letting a pack of hyenas loose on a movie theatre full of babies.