Britney Spears, classy till the end

Britney Spears has ended her relationship with paparazzo Adnan Ghalib over fears that Adnan would sell their story to the tabloids. It is a fact that everyone was well aware of when the two first hooked up. E! Online says,

Britney Spears abruptly pulled the plug on her whirlwind weekend with paparazzo Adnan Ghalib and returned alone Monday to her Beverly Hills abode.

There’s nothing Adnan can sell to the rags that isn’t already known. Britney’s hips pretty much tell the whole story. She really likes going to Starbucks, eats a lot of pie and passes out in the shower each night clutching a Costco rotisserie chicken in her hands like a security blanket. She’s basically a fat girl trapped in a less fat girl’s body.