Britney Spears took ten laxatives a day

Britney’s admission to the UCLA Medical Center has been bizarre. She checked in using an alias and told doctors she was on Adderall for ADD and was taking “up to ten laxatives a day.” Britney also accused her mom of sleeping with her boyfriend and was swearing at parents and staff.

Ten laxatives a day? Holy crap. I think all those fat jokes broke her. Was she trying to shit out her lower intestine? That’s ridiculous. I can understand seven a day, but ten?! That’s way too many.