Chris Martin

TEETH is opening up in limited release today in LA and NYC and expanding next week. The IMDB plot outline says,

Still a stranger to her own body, a high school student discovers she has a physical advantage when she becomes the object of male violence.

Yea, her vagina has teeth. Something Britney’s desperately needs. Here’s a 5 minute preview.

With this release, I’m running a caption contest. The winner gets a signed poster by Jess Weixler, John Hensley and the director, a TEETH t-shirt, also a TEETH toothbrush, TEETH dental floss and TEETH toothpaste.

The rules are simple. Leave a comment or use contact form email (theblemish (at) making sure to use a valid email address to send in a caption for the picture above of Chris Martin attacking a photographer. Best caption wins. Contest ends Monday. Only one entry per person. Now go.