Caption contest: “TEETH” giveaway
January 18th, 200815 commentsEmail this
TEETH is opening up in limited release today in LA and NYC and expanding next week. The IMDB plot outline says,
Still a stranger to her own body, a high school student discovers she has a physical advantage when she becomes the object of male violence.
Yea, her vagina has teeth. Something Britney’s desperately needs. Here’s a 5 minute preview.
With this release, I’m running a caption contest. The winner gets a signed poster by Jess Weixler, John Hensley and the director, a TEETH t-shirt, also a TEETH toothbrush, TEETH dental floss and TEETH toothpaste.
The rules are simple. Leave a comment or use contact form email (theblemish (at) gmail.com) making sure to use a valid email address to send in a caption for the picture above of Chris Martin attacking a photographer. Best caption wins. Contest ends Monday. Only one entry per person. Now go.
fuck fair trade
Cold Play fore play?
Surprise paparazzi sex
“A Rush of Blood to the Head.” Cameraman publicly takes on the role of Gwenyth Paltrow.
Aw man, I have such a good one but I don’t know if the US peeps will get it:
“A confused Chris Martin tries to make photography history”
Mmmm…hold your ground Terry…
“Oh, when you see it then you’ll understand”
“Oh, baby. I just felt a rush of blood to my head. Wink wink”
My wife is NOT a bitch!
*singing* “And I will all YELLLOOOOOWW all over yoooouu..”
Paparazzo Moe had hoped he’d be the next ‘Adnan Ghalib’ by winning the heart of Chuck Norris. Needless to say, he was given the boot
I said NIKON is better!
Boost Mobile Anthem 2.0
Behind the scenes with Jeezy, JD and Mickey Avalon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3er-A6HsW8w
Donkey Punch!
“Hey, I told you twice already. Get my god damn good side.”
It’s all fun and games until Chris Martin tries to hump you.