Chris Martin

On Monday, Chris Martin, lead singer of Coldplay, wrestled a cameraman outside of Mount Sinai hospital in New York where his wife, Gwyneth Paltrow, was hospitalized (for what some believe was either a miscarriage or because of fasting) and tried to steal his camera.

So, was Chris Martin beating him up or dry humping him? Can Coldplay lead to anything other than dry humping? Discuss.