Dax Shepard is lucky

Dax Shepard is an average looking guy, mediocre actor and from what I’ve seen, not very funny. Yet, he managed to hook up with Kate Hudson and now Kristen Bell. She even willingly makes out with him in public. All the while I’m stuck here dressing my stuffed animals up like women and failing to even get to third base with them. Fluffles is such a prude. C’mon baby. Just let me touch it. Please?