The Blemish

Disney’s celebrity re-imagination

January 25th, 20084 comments

Jessica Biel Pocahontas

For whatever reason, Disney started a campaign of using celebrities as Disney characters. They have Tina Fey as Tinkerbell, Giselle Bundchen and Mikhail Baryshnikov as Wendy and Peter Pan, Whoopi Goldberg as Genie, Jessica Biel as Pocahontas and Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony as Jasmine and Aladdin. Missing from the set are Paris and Nicky Hilton as the evil stepsisters, Hayden Panettiere as one of the Seven Dwarves and me as either Hercules, Tarzan or Prince Charming.

Jessica Biel PocahontasTina Fey TinkerbellWhoopi Goldberg GenieGisele Bundchen WendyJennifer Lopez Jasmine

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Waltz08 | January 28th, 2008 7:21 pm

Jasmine isn’t supposed to be fat and ugly, also Aladdin isn’t supposed to be a scary looking skinny woman.

 
saxyman1004 | January 28th, 2008 9:22 am

Maybe I’m mistaken, but I don’t think Peter Pan was an old Russian guy.

 
noname | January 26th, 2008 12:21 pm

tinkerbell is supposed to be blonde
wendy and peter are supposed to be young!
aladdin looks like a rat
i think the only one that kinda fits is jessica biel, but they should’ve had her dye her hair

 
Meow | January 26th, 2008 7:24 am

They should have used Nicole Sherzinger or that Rocelyn Sanchez chick for Pocahontas, atleast those two have dark skin and black hair. Jessica Biel is only good for being the donkey in Shrek or some pony in any princess cartoon.

 

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