Elisha Cuthbert does the bikini thing

Elisha Cuthbert used to be pretty hot and less mean. I’m sure of it. So, what’s up with these pictures? If she tried to hug me, I’d think Satan was trying to send one of his minions to take me to hell. Popping a boner would be the furthest thing from my mind. I’d be so freaked out, I’d start frantically looking for the nearest, sharpest object to stab her with. I would pretty much look like a cat being held over a swimming pool.