Eva Mendes and Cameron Diaz are lovely

Eva Mendes and Cameron Diaz traveled to Nepal for the MTV documentary, Trippin’, and said they kept themselves busy in their apartment by burping and farting all through the night.

“Cameron is a big old belcher, but I can’t belch. One night I had a heavy dinner, so I combated her belching with something I could do. We were in side-by-side beds, so it was her disgusting bodily function versus mine. It was an Eva-Cameron fart-belch off.”

Along with the skatole, indole, and sulfurous compounds that give farts their odor, fecal particles are also blown out of the rectum when you rip one. So, in essence, by smelling Eva Mendes’ farts, you’re inhaling tiny bits of her feces through your nose and mouth. Suffice to say, I’m incredibly turned on right now. Are you?