Gwen Stefani can’t stop reproducing

Having just given birth to her son, Kingston, last year, Gwen Stefani is reportedly pregnant again. 13 weeks pregnant!

“They found out at California’s Cedars-Sinai hospital and couldn’t wait to share the news with everyone.”

Back in October Gwen revealed she was keen to have more kids. She said: “Obviously I’m in a race to have another one but I don’t want to do it while I’m out on tour.”

Why is everyone having a baby? Is there something I don’t know about? Should I be worried? Is this a sign that I shouldn’t be adopting children for the sole purpose of enslaving them or is it a sign that I should be? Should I not be whipping them? But, if I don’t, they won’t have any motivation to sew faster. But, if I do, I have to hear them constantly cry about it. Oh, what confusing times we live in.