Comments on: Heidi Montag does things in a bikini

By: greg

greg — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 02:27:48 +0000

what does that douche of a boyfriend actually do for a living?

By: freda

freda — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:19:59 +0000

this girl is just gross…i see nothing to be impressed about…and she’s famous why??????????

By: IShouldBeACeleb2

IShouldBeACeleb2 — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:22:10 +0000

Why is she famous?!?!?!?!

By: capt. cornhole

capt. cornhole — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:39:14 +0000

while cute and attractive, everything above the waist is…well… a waste.

To start, several anal fisting lessons are in order. Then the only thing she would need to head to the beach for is an ocean water enema. Which is quite soothing after you’ve had a fist up to your transverse colon.

Although a piss enema has its attractions too. Make her hold a 6 pack worth of piss in her bowels after she’s had a monster man paw slid up her cornhole..

mmm mmm

By: Rick Da Ruler

Rick Da Ruler — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:10:10 +0000

She is so F’n annoying and really no celebrity to speak of, but I gotta admit that that ody is looking kinda right…her boob job is fantastic…but those droopy dawg eyes take away form her bimboness so much…Nevertheless she’s highly boffable(as long as she doesn’t talk too much about herself)…