Jamie Lynn with CHILD

In Touch reported that Casey Aldridge dumped Jamie Lynn Spears and demanded a paternity test yesterday. This comes after a rumor that the real father of Jamie Lynn’s baby is an “older TV exec” who paid Casey off to pretend he was the father. Today, Us Weekly’s source denies the claim. They say Jamie Lynn and Casey are still together and he hasn’t asked for a paternity test (more money, YES!).

Teen pregnancies are complicated now. What ever happened to the days when you could flee to a country that refuses to extradite its citizens and you didn’t have to pay off some kid forever because you had sex with a minor? Those were much simpler times. Those were Roman Polanski times.