Jenna Jameson appeared at the AVN Awards in Vegas over the weekend to announce her retirement from porn. She went up to the podium and said, “I will never ever ever spread my legs again in this industry ever,” drawing a lot of boos from the crowd.
If you’ve been paying attention to any of the pictures of Jenna for the past year, this’ll be the best news you’ve heard all week and if you’ve been living in a cave for the past year or two, then you’re in for a sexy treat because that banner pic is Jenna Jameson. Geez, quit shrieking you sissy boy.
Well that seals it! She is stupid.
The way it works:
1) You anounce you retire
2) People wish you wouldn’t
3) You come out of retirement and cash in.
She “retired” a few years ago…
people already moaned about it….
NOW she saying she’s retired…
AND NOW…
she’s going to come out of retirement.
Which is cool because she a walking f**k machine!
Not like Belladonna mind you! Belladonna is the kind of girl I would take home to mamma!
Speaking of her spreading her legs … I’ll wager that if a feller placed his head between her legs and shouted “Hello,” the ensuing echo(s) would last a good 45 minutes.