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Kim Kardashian is engaged, possibly

OK! Magazine reports that 22-year-old Reggie Bush and 27-year-old Kim Kardashian are engaged. Kim’s reps are denying it.

Regardless, the pair were together in Miami on Dec. 31, where Kim hosted Mansion’s Tanqueray and Ciroc New Year’s Bash in South Beach alongside Reggie. While no diamonds were shining on Kim’s ring finger, she did admit to OK! that things are getting serious. However, she added, “One thing I did learn from ’07 was to try to keep it as private as possible so I’m trying to hold that close to my heart but I’m here with everybody that I love.”

Oh, yea. Kim can cook too.

And should Kim and Reggie make that stroll down the aisle, he should know he’s got some good home-cooking waiting for him. “I’m the best cook!” Kim tells OK!. “People don’t know that, but I cook all the time. My best dish is surprisingly my soul food meals. My fried chicken and my macaroni and cheese and my sweet potato souffle.”

Kim’s great at cooking soul food… That’s a big surprise. Just like how the Earth is round and the sun is hot. Reggie should be happy though. Kim has a nice rack and butt. Have you seen it? It’s huge. One time at the zoo Reggie told her to back that ass up and she did. Right into a herd of elephants. Knocked them flat on their collective, um, asses. True story.

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Joltin' Django
16 years ago

Let’s hope Mr. Bush doesn’t need any of those “natrual male enhancement” pills. I imagine that having intercourse with Ms. Kardashian is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. In fact, it wouldn’t surprise me if 2X4s found their way onto her bridal registry (you know what I mean).

Rick Da Ruler
Rick Da Ruler
16 years ago

She is so effin hott…Hate on her if ya want, but I know that I’d be diving right in w/not a one hesitation…I don’t give a damn WTF might be fake on her bodywise b/c if you’re a real man and get the shot to to hit it like you want to, IT’S ALL REAL & GOOD TO YOU THEN…

wtf
wtf
16 years ago

check out the gagantuin sister in the backround. she looks terrified or jealous or confused

saxyman1004
saxyman1004
16 years ago

I hear you, but you better slip on a wetsuit before you go diving, you dig?