Lily Allen

22-year-old Lily Allen and 37-year-old boyfriend, Ed Simmons, are “in a state of shock” after Lily suffered a miscarriage. The two had just returned from a vacation in Maldives when it happened.

Her spokesman said: “We can confirm that Lily Allen has suffered a miscarriage. She and her partner Ed Simons will be making no further comment and we ask that their privacy be respected during this difficult time.”

Miscarriages are a sad event. It’s like when your almost at a perfect score in Wii bowling and all you need is that last strike, but the last pin fails to go down. Okay, it’s not like that at all. Miscarriages are 10 million times worse. I just wanted to say, “F’ you Wii bowling!”

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