Matthew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey and girlfriend, Camila Alves, are also expecting a baby. Matt wrote on his site in possibly the most annoying font ever,

“My girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together, its 3 months growin in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far. We are stoked and wowed by this miracle of creation and this gift from God, and so excited for the adventure that will come in raising this child, being a mother and a father, and [shepherding] him or her through this life…from moms and dads, to family, to community, it takes the best will and support from everyone to raise the healthiest children we have in society…wish us the best, keep us in your prayers, and God bless evolution… thanks for bein fans of me and my work and now this new and miraculous chapter in my life, as me and Camila and our child do our best to just keep livin…wow, McConaughey”

Matt looks like he lives in a van down by the river beach. Girls aren’t too impressed with that. Yet, here’s Camila. A Brazilian model. Pregnant with his child. It makes me think there was something wrong with my van. Maybe it needed to be parked at the beach instead of the playground.