Provocative photos were leaked of little Miley Cyrus last week. They show her passing candy from her lips to another girl’s and rolling around in sleepwear on a hotel floor. Miley has finally responded and of course, she claims it’s all very innocent:
“They’re nothing bad!” Cyrus told Z100 New York on Friday, right before her sold-out Best of Both Worlds concert at Nassau Coliseum.
“At first, I was really upset. It really sucks,” said the Hannah Montana star, who at one point exclaimed, “Look at me getting all upset!”
Not that she simply plans to shrug off the controversy, or the fact that the photos were even leaked. “It’s not something I’m going to let slide,” she said. “I’m really upset about it, ’cause it was, like, not even a big deal.”
Ahh, yes. Who’s first lesbian experience wasn’t innocent? A touch here, a soft caress there. That’s how it always begins. Pretty soon, you’re up for AVN’s Best Lesbian Scene.
Honestly, who hands out anything to their friends with their mouth?
“Hey Bob, can you pass the salt?”
“Sure, let me just pour some on my lips and give it to you.”
“Dude, that’s kinda gay. Just shake a little on your penis and pass it over the usual way.”
Asked to comment, Billy Ray Cyrus didn’t have much to say. Only something about his “achy breaky heart”.
Guest contributor: Captain Swarthy