Miley Cyrus denies lesbian tendencies
By Captain Swarthy, 7:56 AM on Jan 02, 2008, 69 Comments
Provocative photos were leaked of little Miley Cyrus last week. They show her passing candy from her lips to another girl’s and rolling around in sleepwear on a hotel floor. Miley has finally responded and of course, she claims it’s all very innocent:
“They’re nothing bad!” Cyrus told Z100 New York on Friday, right before her sold-out Best of Both Worlds concert at Nassau Coliseum.
“At first, I was really upset. It really sucks,” said the Hannah Montana star, who at one point exclaimed, “Look at me getting all upset!”
Not that she simply plans to shrug off the controversy, or the fact that the photos were even leaked. “It’s not something I’m going to let slide,” she said. “I’m really upset about it, ’cause it was, like, not even a big deal.”
Ahh, yes. Who’s first lesbian experience wasn’t innocent? A touch here, a soft caress there. That’s how it always begins. Pretty soon, you’re up for AVN’s Best Lesbian Scene.
Honestly, who hands out anything to their friends with their mouth?
“Hey Bob, can you pass the salt?”
“Sure, let me just pour some on my lips and give it to you.”
“Dude, that’s kinda gay. Just shake a little on your penis and pass it over the usual way.”
Asked to comment, Billy Ray Cyrus didn’t have much to say. Only something about his “achy breaky heart”.
Guest contributor: Captain Swarthy
shut the fuck up you fuckin bithes their just sharing candyso get a fuckin ass life (plus we are both pretty) haha!!!!!!!!!!!ok so shut yor ass up
You should just go and die you fat ass bitch. You should have miley take naked pics and send them to me you whore.
This article is hilarious! Who wrote it?
even tough i don’t like i still think that she is not a lesbian and she’s not pregnat!!! she going though a weird time. yeah she doesn’t act her age buteveryone wants to be older than what they are!
lol. Oh well, hot pics.
i thank miley cyrus likes girls i thank shes not lesbian i thank she bi cuz she allways flirtys with girls
miley never listen to stuff like this!!!
and i agree with mikayla miley is her own person and can do what ever the heck she wants sooooo shut up get over it get a life, and stop tring 2 steal mileys!!!!!!!!
she is bi. go to youtube and type in: miley cyrus lesbian kiss. it will show her kissing girls and guys!!!
she is bi
She actully is a lesbian .
if u r really miley cyrus then prove it
this is all so stupid. teenagers in general always do this type of crap ( i do it too i wont deny) the only reason this is such a big deal is because shes famous. seriously get over it.
Her breasts are too small anyway!.. lol
what is your msn miley add me (kristoffer_111@msn.com) pleas do it
ok seriously
all u sad fucks need to leave her alone.
theres nothing wrong with it!
shes just living a normal teenage life.
if u go to myspace u can see girls the same age as miley doing this sort of stuff and even in the school yard ive seen it.
theres nothing wrong with it, ur all just sad low-lives with nothing better to do.
….Your the ones turning it into anything. If no one dug and scraped for photos they have no right to look for no one would care. I don’t see anything bad in these pics. I see a young girl being a young girl. Get over yourselves.
FUCK U MILEY UR SO FUCKING GAY