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Miley Cyrus denies lesbian tendencies

Miley Cyrus

Provocative photos were leaked of little Miley Cyrus last week. They show her passing candy from her lips to another girl’s and rolling around in sleepwear on a hotel floor. Miley has finally responded and of course, she claims it’s all very innocent:

“They’re nothing bad!” Cyrus told Z100 New York on Friday, right before her sold-out Best of Both Worlds concert at Nassau Coliseum.

“At first, I was really upset. It really sucks,” said the Hannah Montana star, who at one point exclaimed, “Look at me getting all upset!”

Not that she simply plans to shrug off the controversy, or the fact that the photos were even leaked. “It’s not something I’m going to let slide,” she said. “I’m really upset about it, ’cause it was, like, not even a big deal.”

Ahh, yes. Who’s first lesbian experience wasn’t innocent? A touch here, a soft caress there. That’s how it always begins. Pretty soon, you’re up for AVN’s Best Lesbian Scene.

Honestly, who hands out anything to their friends with their mouth?

“Hey Bob, can you pass the salt?”

“Sure, let me just pour some on my lips and give it to you.”

“Dude, that’s kinda gay. Just shake a little on your penis and pass it over the usual way.”

Asked to comment, Billy Ray Cyrus didn’t have much to say. Only something about his “achy breaky heart”.

Guest contributor: Captain Swarthy

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69 Responses to “Miley Cyrus denies lesbian tendencies”

  • lola

    shut the fuck up you fuckin bithes their just sharing candyso get a fuckin ass life (plus we are both pretty) haha!!!!!!!!!!!ok so shut yor ass up

    • jared wohlers

      You should just go and die you fat ass bitch. You should have miley take naked pics and send them to me you whore.

  • colda

    This article is hilarious! Who wrote it?

  • katie

    even tough i don’t like i still think that she is not a lesbian and she’s not pregnat!!! she going though a weird time. yeah she doesn’t act her age buteveryone wants to be older than what they are!

  • cj

    lol. Oh well, hot pics.

  • jake thomas

    i thank miley cyrus likes girls i thank shes not lesbian i thank she bi cuz she allways flirtys with girls

  • lizzy miley you are soo awesome

    miley never listen to stuff like this!!!
    and i agree with mikayla miley is her own person and can do what ever the heck she wants sooooo shut up get over it get a life, and stop tring 2 steal mileys!!!!!!!!

  • desiree

    she is bi. go to youtube and type in: miley cyrus lesbian kiss. it will show her kissing girls and guys!!!

  • desiree

    she is bi

  • Magdalena

    She actully is a lesbian .

  • sara

    if u r really miley cyrus then prove it

  • jessica

    this is all so stupid. teenagers in general always do this type of crap ( i do it too i wont deny) the only reason this is such a big deal is because shes famous. seriously get over it.

  • Miley's ex-boyfriend

    Her breasts are too small anyway!.. lol

  • kristoffer

    what is your msn miley add me (kristoffer_111@msn.com) pleas do it

  • Brownie

    ok seriously
    all u sad fucks need to leave her alone.
    theres nothing wrong with it!
    shes just living a normal teenage life.
    if u go to myspace u can see girls the same age as miley doing this sort of stuff and even in the school yard ive seen it.
    theres nothing wrong with it, ur all just sad low-lives with nothing better to do.

  • The wolf of red snow.

    ….Your the ones turning it into anything. If no one dug and scraped for photos they have no right to look for no one would care. I don’t see anything bad in these pics. I see a young girl being a young girl. Get over yourselves.

  • kayla

    FUCK U MILEY UR SO FUCKING GAY