Miss America

The Miss America pageant and all these types of pageants have to be the most boring events ever. The whole point of the show is to parade around a bunch of cock-teases and later, trick them into believing people care about their opinions by having them answer a random question. They often try to recite a profound answer memorized from one of their flash cards in an attempt to make themselves seem intelligent. Sometimes they fail spectacularly as shown in the video below. But, whatever. What I want to know is, if you’re so smart, why aren’t you doing this naked?

Here’s the swimsuit portion of the Miss America 2008 prelims. More under the cut.

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