- Yeeeah: Katie Holmes is ready for her closeup
- CNW: Angelina Jolie loves guns
- Hollywood Rag: Paris Hilton poses for Fila
- DH: K-Fed understands why people are obsessed with him
- AB: The triumphant return of Pete Doherty
- WIMB: Rosie O’Donnell compares Britney to Princess Di
- Celebparasite: Joel Madden’s baby looks like Nicole. How wonderful
- Hollywood Tuna: Josie Maran still looks really good
Web Finds
- Oprah can be replaced. (Popeater)
- The 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards featuring... women? (The Superficial)
- Models in the hair and make-up chair for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. (Drunken Stepfather)
- Mark Sailing made the unwise choice to hook up with Audrina Patridge. (Lainey)
- Years of self-tanning has led Victoria Beckham to have a natural orange glow. (Celebitchy)
- John Mayer goes to battle on the Today Show. (Popsugar)
- Remember that dude from Dawson's Creek. Things aren't going so well for him. (Wonderwall)
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