Pamela Anderson

A long time ago, I remember reading a book about how creepy looking 40-year-olds aren’t supposed to be able to breed. Obviously, that book lied because Pamela Anderson is pregnant with Rick Salomon’s child. She’s also going through with the divorce. TMZ writes,

Salomon has told friends he believes she is “acting crazy” because of the pregnancy and hopes she will settle back into the marriage. Interestingly, in her divorce petition, Anderson asked for spousal support but not child support.

Honestly, Pamela Anderson looks god awful for a 40-year-old. I don’t know why anyone would willingly stick their penis in her unless it was on a dare. Even then, I expect people to gasp in horror at the mere mention of it. I feel sorry for the baby. Odds are once it’s birthed and sees Pamela, it’ll crawl to the nearest door and start slamming its head into it to try and forget.

Update: Pamela posted an entry on her blog titled, “No” which said, “No.” I think she’s denying something, but I can’t figure out what.

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