Sarah Jessica Parker is terrifying
January 4th, 20083 commentsEmail this
This creeps me the hell out. You would be creeped out too if this thing was crawling towards you. Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a scary monster from one of those Japanese horror remakes. If this was a video, you would hear eerie croaking sounds as you watched her inch towards her victim with stiff, jerky movements. Eeeeek! Run away, guy. You don’t want to know what she’s going to do to you.
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Just effin FUGLY…Makeup, lighting & camera angles people…Oh yeah,almost forgot, and a HUMUNGOUS amount of photoshopping needed at all times on her…
The coolest thing about being her son would be betting friends they wouldn’t, first sneek a peak at her monster mole, then getting to touch that foul mole.
BTW: you know her her husband is just doing the cornhole with her, dude would puke if he was banging away on her twat and that mole winked at him.
IT’S CRAWLING TO FIND BABIES TO EAT. IT MUST FEED. IT MUST FEED. RUN FOR THE HILLS. IT CANNOT CLIMB.