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Sylvester Stallone is cool

By The Blemish, 11:05 AM on Jan 25, 2008, 4 Comments

Sly Stallone

On his show, Howard Stern asked Sly Stallone about his ex’s, Janice Dickinson, allegation that he injected her with steroids while sleeping. Sly’s reply?

“The only thing I injected her with was my fist.”

Ha! I always knew Janice Dickinson was a fan of fisting. She’s too annoying not too. What? Oh, he was actually joking about punching her? That works too, I guess. Leave it to Sly Stallone to inject humor into the serious epidemic of supermodel abuse. Come on. Who hasn’t fantasized about punching Janice Dickinson in the face or kicking her in the nuts? Amiright?

Some stills from his new flick opening today.

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4 Responses to “Sylvester Stallone is cool”

  • Lili
    12:14 PM

    Stallone is a first class asshole himself! I’ve heard a lot of women abuse stories about him. Loser.

  • Herman B
    2:47 PM

    dude. me and sly go way back. i’m sure the movie is great.

  • Herman B
    2:49 PM

    hey sly. give madonna a kiss on the cheek for me.

  • Dylan Rose
    9:36 AM

    Wow, I wonder what lengths he went to get ready for another one of these movies! Everyone should check out my upcoming show with my fabulous friends!! It premieres January 28th. Check out my website! http://www.myspace.com/dylanlovejd or http://www.lovejd.tv