Jessica Simpson

Tired of Jessica Simpson’s high maintenance, diva like behavior and her always there entourage, which creepily includes her dad, Tony Romo attempted to break-up with the singer an insider tells OK! Magazine. Romo called Jessica on January 17 to end it, but things didn’t go as planned.

“He said he thought it was better if they went back to being friends,” a pal of the singer tells OK!. “‘Just friends’ is not in Jessica’s vocabulary, and she is not a victim. She knows how bad this will look in the media.”

To punish Jessica, Romo suggested a hunting trip sans her entourage in hopes it would be one of Jessica’s worst dates ever and cause her to break-up with him.

Wow. Passive aggressiveness is awesome. Like, when my roommate clogs the toilet with TP and excrement after an explosive bowel movement and doesn’t bother to plunge it, I scoop up the feces, taking great care to stifle my gag reflex, and place it on their bed, under the covers. I know they get the point when I hear loud banging on my door interspersed with shouts of, “I’m going to kill you, motherfucker!” That’s when I pat myself on the back and tell myself, “Job well done, old chap.” The only downside is now I can never unlock my door and I have to exit my residence through the window.