Now that you’ve read the Scientology manual, why not sit down and watch the Scientology orientation video. Full download here. I’m impressed by the production values. Also, the craziness, but more so the production values. I mean, I always imagined their videos would be awkwardly humorous like those office sexual harassment videos rather than being just awkward like that video of you tonguing your dog.

  • Yeeeah: Fergie’s fly was down (again, just because)
  • Celebitchy: George Clooney is afraid
  • TC: Britney Spears likes Amy Winehouse
  • CS: Chris Noth had a baby
  • TSK: Vanessa Manillo is still famous?