Will Smith

Based on the wrap present he gave to crew members after filming Hancock, it’s believed Will Smith is the newest convert to Scientology, a religion based on aliens, hydrogen bombs, volcanoes and whatever else sounds cool to the five-year-old who made it up. Lasers? Yea, Scientology’s got that too.

His recent gift after wrapping next summer’s comedy “Hancock” was a card good for a personality test at your local Scientology center. Never mind that such tests are given free by the church anyway. The quiz is designed to convert people to the religion by identifying personality flaws that – surprise! – Scientology can fix right up for you. For a fee, of course.

Last month he told Access Hollywood,

“I was introduced to it by Tom, and I’m a student of world religion. I was raised in a Baptist household. I went to a Catholic school, but the ideas of the Bible are 98% the same ideas of Scientology, 98% the same ideas of Hinduism and Buddhism.”

I believe the typical response to Will’s present was, “A card for a personality test. That’s awesome! Thanks man. Oops, it seems to have accidentally slipped out of my hand and dropped to the ground. Now I’m accidentally stomping on it. Weird, I can’t stop stomping. Oh, no. I’ve urinated on it. How did that happen. My bad.” Mind you, this wasn’t said to his face. No, he has far too many muscles for that.