Britney Spears

Adnan Ghalib is Britney’s current boyfriend (?) which makes him the most important person in the world. Wednesday while walking around in Beverly Hills a photographer blocked him in the parking lot. Adnan threw a hissy fit and pulled the “do you know who I am?” card. He said,

“Do you know who I am? You are nobody! Don’t make me angry!”

TMZ also reports Adnan was talking to the cops because he may have punched a paparazzo who was shooting him. At the time, Adnan was with two other girls. Neither of which were Britney.

A fun thing to do whenever someone asks you if you know who they are is to say, “Yes your highness. Who DOESN’T know who you are?” and then kick them in the nuts. Anyone who asks you that deserves a lifetime of sterility.