- SOW: CBS picked up some shows. Guess if CSI was one of them
- CS: Amy Winehouse forced to cover up
- Celebwarship: Lily Allen is tipsy
- Jezebel: No, it’s never too young to start masturbating
- BWE: Pregnancy watch: Scarlett Johansson is fat
- IDLYITW: Big Brother 9 has blowjobs, awkwardness
Web Finds
- Oprah can be replaced. (Popeater)
- The 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards featuring... women? (The Superficial)
- Models in the hair and make-up chair for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. (Drunken Stepfather)
- Mark Sailing made the unwise choice to hook up with Audrina Patridge. (Lainey)
- Years of self-tanning has led Victoria Beckham to have a natural orange glow. (Celebitchy)
- John Mayer goes to battle on the Today Show. (Popsugar)
- Remember that dude from Dawson's Creek. Things aren't going so well for him. (Wonderwall)
Meagan “LOOKS SO DAMN GOOD”…It’s about damn time some more sexy chocolate showed up here…Let me just go ahead & break out the homemade Cool Whip dispenser in my boxers ASAP for these festivities b/c it’s all gonna be well-eaten & then banged senselessly & mercilessly by me repeatedly…BEEYOOTEEFUL…