Ashley Doll

Ashley Tisdale’s new doll was unveiled last month at a New York City toy fair. It was loaded with everything a girl could want in order to play pretend High School Musical. The only problem is this doll features Ashley’s pre-surgery honker. Not happy with only picture proof, In Touch Weekly also asked a cosmetic surgeon.

“The width of the doll’s nose and the nostrils look like her nose pre-surgery,” cosmetic surgeon Dr. Patrick Abergel, who doesn’t treat the star, told In Touch Weekly.

Asking a real doctor what they think about a plastic doll’s nose seems unnecessary. It’s like asking me, a boob connoisseur, what I think about Kelly Brook’s breasts. What are you? Gay? Just make a motorboat noise and start grinding your face in them.