Comments on: Britney Murphy is a diva http://theblemish.com/2008/02/britney-murphy-is-a-diva/ Better than a slap to the face Sun, 12 Feb 2012 08:00:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: G http://theblemish.com/2008/02/britney-murphy-is-a-diva/#comment-48582 G Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:39:55 +0000 http://theblemish.com/2008/02/britney-murphy-is-a-diva/#comment-48582 If my assistant took 30 minutes to make a PB&J, I'd be a raving bitch too. If I had an assistant. And a vagina. If my assistant took 30 minutes to make a PB&J, I’d be a raving bitch too. If I had an assistant. And a vagina.

]]> By: capt. cornhole http://theblemish.com/2008/02/britney-murphy-is-a-diva/#comment-48545 capt. cornhole Tue, 26 Feb 2008 19:06:08 +0000 http://theblemish.com/2008/02/britney-murphy-is-a-diva/#comment-48545 See how many peanut butter sandwiches she eats after a little Capt Cornhole therapy: Locate: 5lb tub of extra chunky peanut butter Grease gun with several empty tubes Fill the empty grease tubes with the peanut butter Insert the business end of the grease gun up her cornhole Pump away!!!! (the fun part) Pump her colon full of that peanut butter In the days that follow, she'll most certainly turn a pale green just seeing a peanut butter sandwich. After a few days her shit will look like partially chewed Reeses peanut butter cups. See how many peanut butter sandwiches she eats after a little Capt Cornhole therapy:

Locate:
5lb tub of extra chunky peanut butter
Grease gun with several empty tubes

Fill the empty grease tubes with the peanut butter
Insert the business end of the grease gun up her cornhole
Pump away!!!! (the fun part)
Pump her colon full of that peanut butter

In the days that follow, she’ll most certainly turn a pale green just seeing a peanut butter sandwich.

After a few days her shit will look like partially chewed Reeses peanut butter cups.

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