Britney Spears

The Commissioner has extended Jamie Spears’ conservatorship over Britney spears until the next hearing on March 10. The Commissioner also wants to see if Britney is capable of raising children.

…has also ordered that Britney undergo what’s called a 730 evaluation — a study of a family for the purposes of child custody — the results of which need to be turned in to her by the next hearing.

No longer shall needless spending on 4,000 calorie count Starbucks drinks go unchecked. No longer shall Britney’s finances suffer after being unable to pay off her ever increasing KFC and McDonald’s bill. This may be the dawn of a new Britney. A hungrier Britney.