Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera finally found a magazine to whore her baby out to. A few weeks ago, a deal to put her son, Max, on the cover of OK! Magazine fell through when they wouldn’t pay her an inflated asking price and when Christina demanded not to have Nicole Richie’s baby in the same issue. Wednesday, scans from the next issue of People show that Christina reached a more satisfying deal with a different magazine.

One is always hard pressed to put an exact amount on a baby which could lead to a few magazines rejecting your offer. My advice is to not give up and stand firm. If they still won’t budge, tell them you’ll take your business elsewhere. Like, the black market for baby organs. Just look at me. Even though you’ve never seen one of my kids on the cover of Us, OK! or People, I’m still rich.

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