Dear God, no

Ever wondered what the best way to turn innocent little girls into raging sluts with twenty Valtrex prescriptions before their sweet sixteen? Wonder no more as this blue-eyed brunette styled by Paris Hilton is your ticket to a lifetime of sitting by the phone wondering when the police are going to call to tell you that your precious party girl was found dumped naked in a ravine. Included with this doll is a purse, a twelve pack of condoms, dental dams, a mini-night vision video camera, designer shoes, blond hair dye and a wonky eye makeup kit. Time magazine calls it, “A perfect gift for young, aspiring whores.”