Gisele Bundchen models
By The Blemish, 8:28 AM on Feb 26, 2008, 1 Comment

David LaChapelle is all about getting famous chicks naked and shooting them in weird scenes. Just not in this case. David shot Gisele Bundchen in a bunch of S&M themed poses and didn’t make her undress. Tsk tsk David. Regardless of the lack of nudity, the penis cookies do look delicious. Er, I should probably rephrase that. Boy, I could go for one of those penis cookies right now. Ahhhh, no! Damnit.








I wanna see the shot of her stuffing that rolling pin up her twat. Her cornhole all mis-shapen from the streched cooter flesh.