David LaChapelle is all about getting famous chicks naked and shooting them in weird scenes. Just not in this case. David shot Gisele Bundchen in a bunch of S&M themed poses and didn’t make her undress. Tsk tsk David. Regardless of the lack of nudity, the penis cookies do look delicious. Er, I should probably rephrase that. Boy, I could go for one of those penis cookies right now. Ahhhh, no! Damnit.