- FHM: Jessica is your girl of the day
- Celebitchy: Heidi Klum wants to set Britney straight
- TC: Pornstars with bad tattoos
- SOW: Beckhams do Broadway
- CS: Flavor of Love is atrocious
- ASL: Brad Pitt and family are impressionistic
- Dlisted: Jordan’s drug hell
- NinjaDude: Hayden Panettiere’s boyfriend hates life
- College Humor: Majore League prank
Web Finds

- Oprah can be replaced. (Popeater)
- The 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards featuring... women? (The Superficial)
- Models in the hair and make-up chair for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. (Drunken Stepfather)
- Mark Sailing made the unwise choice to hook up with Audrina Patridge. (Lainey)
- Years of self-tanning has led Victoria Beckham to have a natural orange glow. (Celebitchy)
- John Mayer goes to battle on the Today Show. (Popsugar)
- Remember that dude from Dawson's Creek. Things aren't going so well for him. (Wonderwall)
bobby farted on me haha!