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Heidi Montag will have a video game

Heidi Montag

and are expanding their empire. Having already made a YouTube hit out of their first music video, these two captains of industry will be collaborating with EA on a video game starring both of them.

Good news to those who love-to-hate The Hills pair: “You can definitely play as us or you can play against us,” Pratt said. “You can even torture me.”

He said “there’s going to be two versions: the adult version and the one for minors,” adding, “just be ready, that’s all I have to say.”

A 2009 Christmas release has been planned and it is assumed by then, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag will be more irrelevant than they are now. A year from now, even the desire to punch Spencer in the balls will be lessened by the fact that doing so would be similar to beating up a limbless 10-year-old. Despite a fleeting sense of superiority and gratification, it would ultimately leave one feeling empty and unfulfilled.

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  • Asian Sensation

    First!
    Heidi Klum? You mean Montag right?

  • http://theblemish.com Victor

    Yes I did. That was just my subconscious telling me it’s rather be looking at Heidi Klum than Heidi Montag.

  • Nicolina

    Fucking gross, check the capsular contracture on dem big plastic titties.

  • dickchopper

    Her boob job is so lousy and they look so fake. She should cut them off or Spencer should suck the salt water out of them.

  • Raina.

    Bitch is trying too hard.