The separation of Hulk Hogan and his wife Linda may not have been altogether unexpected. The National Enquirer says they already split after the Hulkster lived every father’s dream and carried on an affair with his daughter’s friend, Christiane Plante. MSNBC writes:
“My relationship with Terry began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending,” Christiane told the tabloid. “She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed.”
As for Christiane’s friendship with Brooke, that relationship may be over as well. “Having felt the guilt and pain build up, I gave a note to Brooke apologizing for my actions,” Christiane said. “I will never be able to fully forgive myself for this. I have lost an amazing friend.”
Brooke supposedly posted this on MySpace and then deleted it:
“When your best friend and one of your closest family members that you have loved unconditionally since your first day on this earth, betray you together, you could MAYBE find it in yourself to forgive one day … but you will NEVER forget the hurt they caused you …”
Oh get over it Brooke. Your dad is Hulk Hogan and your mom looks like her favorite past time is crushing beer cans on her head. With that much testosterone floating around, be glad you weren’t born a hermaphrodite. Instead of crying over this, you should be thanking whoever that, in spite of your strong jaw and impressive traps, society actually lets you pass as a woman.