Penelope Cruz Oscars

If you missed the Oscars, then I’ve taken the liberty of informing you of the winners. To make this more interesting, I’ve totaled how much I won or loss based on a bet of $2,000 for each category, my choices and these odds.

For those anxious to know how I did. Well, I lost $2,023. Note that I would never bet $2,000 in each category. I just used that number because I didn’t think to state my bets in the last post. Had I done so I probably would have lost more. I suck at betting. One time I bet my friends Chyna was a girl. Technically I should have won. Her clitoris only looks like a penis.

  • Actor in a leading role: Daniel Day-Lewis (-1600)
    Correct: $125
  • Actor in a supporting role: Javier Bardem (-1300)
    Correct: $154
  • Actress in a leading role: Marion Cotillard (+120)
    Wrong: -$2000
  • Actress in a supporting role: Tilda Swinton (+400)
    Wrong: $-2000
  • Animated feature film: Ratatouille
    No bet: $0
  • Art direction: Sweeney Todd (-210)
    Correct: $952
  • Cinematography: There Will Be Blood
    No bet: $0
  • Costume deisgn: Elizabeth: The Golden Age
    No bet: $0
  • Directing: No Country for Old Men (+400)
    Wrong: -$2000
  • Documentary feature: Taxi to the Dark Side
    No bet: $0
  • Documentary short: Freeheld
    No bet: $0
  • Film editing: The Bourne Ultimatum
    No bet: $0
  • Foreign language film: The Counterfeiters (-165)
    Wrong: -$2000
  • Makeup: La Vie En Rose
    No bet: $0
  • Music (score): Atonement
    No bet: $0
  • Music (song): Once
    No bet: $0
  • Best picture: No Country for Old Men (-285)
    Correct: $702
  • Short film (animated): Peter & the Wolf (-125)
    Correct: $1600
  • Short film (live action): The Mozart of Pickpockets
    No bet: $0
  • Sound editing: The Bourne Ultimatum
    No bet: $0
  • Sound mixing: The Bourne Ultimatum
    No bet: $0
  • Visual effects: The Golden Compass
    No bet: $0
  • Writing (adapted screenplay): No Country for Old Men (-450)
    Correct: $444
  • Writing (original screenplay): Juno
    No bet: $0
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