I think I’ve seen this before and time wasters

M. Night Shyamalan’s new film, The Happening, looks pretty good, but bears an eerie resemblance to Sion Sono’s Suicide Club (trailer at bottom).

• Bastardly: Hayden Panettiere loves being at premieres
• Drunken Stepfather: Gemma Atkinson’s got some big beer drinking boobs
• CityRag: Paris Hilton asleep at the wheel
• Bossip: Rihanna’s legs are pretty shiny
• Yeeeah: Jessica Alba sucks

• FHM: Super Bowl commercials of the past
• Celebitchy: Rush Limbaugh gets grabby with Joy Behar
• Dlisted: Amy Winehouse is coming to America. Just like Eddie Murphy
• ASL: Jonathan Rhys Meyers needs eye drops
• TC: Needs more combat boots

• CS: Snoop Dogg talks to Larry King
• SOW: Tom Cruise needs sunglasses at night
• College Humor: Eurodance 7000
• TFT (Site NSFW): The Atomic Kittens have ass
• Jezebel: Helena Bonham Carter is a hot mess