Jamie Lynn doesn’t want the baby

16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is in denial about her pregnancy. She’s been wrapping Ace bandages around her stomach to hide her bump; wearing heavy sweatshirts in 70 degree weather, staying out late and continuing to eat junk food. A source tells Star,

“A male friend joked at a party that she looked sexier with her new curves, and Jamie Lynn snapped back, ‘Shut up!’ She then turned to another friend and said, ‘I hate my body!’”

Another good way to hide a baby bump is to kick yourself in the stomach and do belly flops on concrete sidewalks. At least according to my doctor/gardener.