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Jamie Lynn Spears plans to run away from home

Jamie Lynn

Jamie Lynn, who looks 30, wants to move out of her mom’s place in Kentwood, La., and into her dad’s place in L.A. reports the Enquirer [via MSNBC]. Jamie wants to move closer to future film projects for after she gives birth. Not only that, she feels her mother’s place is stifling. However, her mother, Lynne, is afraid that Jamie will succumb to the pressures of the L.A. lifestyle and start smoking and drinking during her pregnancy.

Lynne also worries that once her little girl’s in Los Angeles, she’ll fall under another negative influence — Lynne’s older daughter Britney! “Jamie Lynn knows Britney smoked and drank during her pregnancy — and because Britney’s boys turned out fine, Jamie Lynn thinks her baby will be fine too,” the source confided.

Jesus, is there anyone in the Spears lineage that isn’t retarded? The only way Jamie Lynn is going to be the star of a feature film is if she moves to the Valley. I’m not sure how much porn pays, but I imagine it has to be a lot in order for Jamie to take care of her deformed kids. Look, just because neither of Britney’s bundles of joy have a third eye or a conjoined twin on their shoulder like Andy Garcia, doesn’t mean they turned out fine. Give them a few more years. When they start licking each other’s diapers or biting their classmates’ faces, Jamie will probably see why nourishing a fetus with mostly nicotine and alcohol might not be a good idea.

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Karina | February 17th, 2008 4:47 pm

I think that Jamie Lynn Spears and Britnany Spears are some stupid dramatic bitches. They’re not role models, and no where near it. If they really were they wouldnt be dealing with things the way they do. Dont you think that by being famous that means you got to work extra hard on your image so people wont talk trash about you??? Ok then so all you people are fuckin dumb saying that shes a role model. And one more thing…. her mother is not THE WHOLE REASON why shes so messed up.

 
carissa and dani | February 13th, 2008 9:04 am

jamie is a fucking turd

haley | February 17th, 2008 1:54 pm

no she is not a fucking turd she is soo pretty and nice she made a mistake and u got a promblem with that liek if u didnt make a mistake so dont call people names ight???? i bet yur a fucking turd

 
 
loopy | February 11th, 2008 4:47 pm

what a dididi!!!!!!!!1

 
bethany | February 9th, 2008 4:18 pm

Jaime lynn u are a beautiful young gurl!!! i understand u are pregnant but do not drink or smoke!!! i think u should leave ur mom because she raised u wrong!! i am 15 years old and im sorry to say it but i have done bad things just like u!! but learn from ur mistakes!!! u rock jaime.

 
elisa | February 8th, 2008 8:48 pm

Think before u do it that’s all I’m saying =)

 
Heather | February 8th, 2008 7:53 pm

jaime lynnn and britney are the worst role modle eccpassy scence she stared the zoey 101 she is teaching the kids to have baby and sexs is grat and soo is drugs

 
gabriella | February 8th, 2008 12:21 pm

hey what are u thinking abot leaving home u love ur mom
just tell me why

 
Anonymous | February 6th, 2008 8:51 am

SOMEONE SHOULD NOMINATE LYNN SPEARS AS MOTHER OF THE YEAR….HOW DOES SOMEONE RAISE SUCH TRASHY CHILDREN. AND SHE THINKS SHE’S GOING TO GET MOVIE ROLES? HA, THAT’S JUST LAUGHABLE….HAS HER MOTHER NOT TOLD HER SHE IS NOT A ROLE MODEL AND HER CAREER IS OVER!

gabriella | February 8th, 2008 12:23 pm

ok u are not helping ok thats not cool!!!!!!!!!!!
:(

 
carissa and dani | February 13th, 2008 9:00 am
 
 
cornhole is a loser | February 5th, 2008 2:08 pm

u r A Thinker aren’t ya?

 
AThinker | February 5th, 2008 12:46 pm

Both Jamie and Lindsay Lohan’s younger sister look far older than teenagers.

 

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