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Jennifer Lopez pops two out

Jennifer Lopez gave birth to one girl and one boy this morning. Contrary to what I had hoped, they came out one at a time. PEOPLE has the scoop.

The babies were born early Friday in Long Island, N.Y. The girl was born at 12:12 a.m. and weighed 5 lbs. 7 oz., and the boy followed at 12:23 a.m., weighing 6 lbs.
“Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon,” Lopez’s manager Simon Fields tells PEOPLE exclusively.

I’m told that when the first baby came out, the doctor was about to beat her with his shoe. Marc Anthony then made some sort of zombie grunt causing the doctors and nurses to run away. Eleven minutes later, a baby boy slithered out. Birth is disgusting.

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